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• Monitor – Keeping an eye on the braai
• Download – Get the firewood off the bakkie
• Hard drive – Trip back home without any cold beer
• Keyboard – Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
• Window – What you shut when it’s cold
• Screen – What you shut in the mosquito season
• Byte – What mosquitoes do
• Bit – What mosquitoes did
• Mega Byte – What mosquitoes at the lake do
• Chip – A bar snack
• Micro Chip – What’s left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
• Modem – What you did to the lawns
• Dot Matrix – Oom Jan Matrix’s wife
• Laptop – Where the cat sleeps
• Software – Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
• Hardware – Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
• Mouse – What eats the grain in the shed
• Mouse Pad – Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
• Mainframe – What holds the shed up
• Web – What spiders make
• Web Site – The shed (or under the verandah)
• Cursor – The old bloke what swears a lot
• Search Engine – What you do when the bakkie won’t go
• Yahoo – What you say when the bakkie does go
• Upgrade – A steep hill
• Server – The person at the pub that brings the lunch
• Mail Server – The post man
• User – The neighbour what keeps borrowing things
• Network When you have to repair your fishing net
• Internet Complicated fish net repair method
• Netscape When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
• Online When you get the laundry hung out
• Off Line – When the pegs don’t hold the washing up

Bits from my own writing (thoughts wandering through an empty head) that I wanted to explore further and then either delete or write further about. Enter at your own risk…

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