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2009 Telkom Rates/Tariff Increase

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Grant Day
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The more I think about it the more “apartheid like” Telkom and the goverment’s business practices seem. They don’t infact look after the needs of the majority i.e. the South African people but rather the minority of investors (government???) and … Continue reading →

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A Jewish Christmas Story

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Grant Day
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The teacher was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas Eve. “Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?” She asked. Patrick addressed the class. “Well, Miss Johnson , me and my twelve brothers and … Continue reading →

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Boswell D. Rabbitsmith Quotes

Posted on October 28, 2010 by Grant Day
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If you’re not familiar with the work of Boswell D. Rabbitsmith, he’s the famous erudite scientist who once said: ‘I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.’ His mind sees … Continue reading →

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How to win a Nobel peace prize

Posted on November 24, 2009 by Grant Day
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I was flabbergasted when I heard that Barack Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize, as where many others. Here is a rather funny comment… “But he hasn’t done anything.”

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Translation’s for women’s personal ads

Posted on November 11, 2009 by Grant Day
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40-ish – 49 Adventurous – Slept with everyone Athletic – No tits Average looking – Ugly Beautiful – Pathological liar Contagious Smile – Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure – On medication Feminist – Fat Free spirit – Junkie … Continue reading →

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